Trinity Beach Plain Dealer

First to the Fake News in Cairns and the Northern Beaches

• Iconic graffiti accompanies our freedom towards oblivionApril 25, 2021
  By Edson Yeung. Trinity Beach’s famous COVID=HOAX graffiti sign (above) has slowly been obliterated by a year of tropical heat and rain. Once resplendently carrying a snowy white message of defiance to those stupid doctors and scientists who can’t seem to apply a little common
• Payten cleans houseApril 24, 2021
  By Kimberley Schloss. In an feature article this week’s edition of Paris Match, Cowboys head coach Todd Payten described his initial days in residence at Cowboys House and how his high-performance team “ripped through the premises with a pallet of Easy-Off BAM and extreme predudice”.
• Gus Gould to be denied entry to North QueenslandApril 12, 2021
  By Kimberley Schloss. Cowboys fans have railed against the commentary of Phil ‘Gus’ Gould during the 34-30 win over the grieving Tigers yesterday. As a result of Gould’s bizarre performance it is expected that Prime Minister Val Shier will consider denying a visa for Gould