By Murray Murchison
After more than two weeks of persistent speculation, federal minister Christopher Pyne has finally responded to allegations that he had disposed of excrement from his labrador, Moses, in a yellow recycling bin.
Glenelg North resident, Barry Prince (29), had earlier claimed on social media that he had seen Pyne placing a plastic bag inside his recycling bin which had been positioned for collection on the nature strip. On later inspection, the bag turned out to contain dog poop.
“What sort of a dickhead puts dog shit in a recycling bin… on a hot day… after collection,” Prince said. “It’s not the first time. I’m setting up a spy-cam so I can catch the dirty bastard at it.”
Mr Pyne has denied the allegations, saying that Moses was a very nervous shitter and had a special spot near the back fence where he liked to defecate. Pyne ruled out allowing a DNA test for Moses to finally put the business to rest