By Paolo Zupp
Tablelands coffee titan, Jacques coffee plantation, have announced a partnership with German hair-care behemoth, Alpecin Keine Kahlheit GmbH, to produce and market a range of new and revolutionary men’s shampoo products.
Alpecin brand ambassador, Coen Hess, took time out from his preparations for the NRL grand final to say a few words at the partnership announcement today, staged at the Cairns Reef Casino.
“Der Sturm ist Gewissheiten, aber wir werden sie abschrecken,” Hess told the packed media conference. “Cam Smith ist ein hässlicher Glatzkopf. Er muss seinen fetten Kopf in einige Alpecin Karamell expresso tauchen.”
Hess is credited with introducing caffeine shampoo technology into the Cowboys dressing room, and players like Jake Granville and Kane Linnet have clearly benefitted this season.
The new Alpecin products, Kalt Tropfen and Entkoffeiniertare, are expected to be in stores next week.