December 2017 Classifieds

Looking For Love Former Justin Bieber tribute artist, jaded by the business and affected by mild alopecia, looking for sight-impaired, tone-deaf Belieber. @Jussjussie To the stunning China Eastern honey babe I rubbed up against at Covergirls on Saturday. Wanna hit some hong kong mattress all night long sweetie. You know who I am. @captaincathay WantedContinue reading “December 2017 Classifieds”

The iCroc on an iSpree, Amarok to be relocated

A special investigation by the Plain Dealer has revealed disturbing details about the activities of the controversial artificial crocodile which is under development at William Bligh University. Reporter Paulo Zupp went undercover at the university, posing as a listless, drug-addled journalism student and discovered that the croco-bot has systematically acquired interests in various far northContinue reading “The iCroc on an iSpree, Amarok to be relocated”

Class reunion a blast!

By Shirley Higgins-Croft Graduates of the 2012 class of the WBU Masters in Air Hostess Administration returned to Cairns this weekend for their 5 year reunion. The gala evening, held at the Reef Casino, was hosted by Samantha Armytage, with entertainment provided by Big Pig and Alex Papps. Class president, Yan Zhangli (Air China –Continue reading “Class reunion a blast!”

Gavin to retire from politics

By Murray Murchison Following his recent unsuccessful candidacy for the seat of Hinchinbrook, the popular North Queensland entrepreneur and philanthropist, Gavin the Parrot Fish (above), has announced his his retirement from politics. Gavin, who represented the Fish and Sheep Party (FSP) is a long time confidant of Prime Minister Val Shier, and had been toutedContinue reading “Gavin to retire from politics”