Jensen honoured on Hero’s Walk

By Destiny Givens

Diminutive Cowboys utility, Corey Jensen has been honoured with a station on the Strand Active Heroes Walk.

Jensen has previously struggled to separate himself from other low-profile players with similar names, such as Shaun Fensom, Marcus Jenson, and Shaun Hudson. Many literacy-challenged Cowboys fans, unable to distinguish between these players, have taken to calling them ‘the Blandsomes’.

Jensen is hopeful that becoming an Active Hero will help him to gain more game-time in the 2018 season, and enable him to explore other career opportunities.

“I’m sick of being just another Blandsome,” he told the Plain Dealer from his suite at Cowboys House. “I’m looking at following big Coen into the acting game and my agent is looking at various charities I might want to jump on to. Anything for the kids.”

The Cowboys are now in heavy training ahead of what is sure to be a massive season.

Published by murraymurchison

Editor in Chief at the Trinity Beach Plain Dealer

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