January 2018 Classifieds

Looking For Love

Diminutive Cowboys tragic looking for cutish Broncos babe for walks in the moonlight, angry sex and Hunt knock-on recreations. @cowrider

Wanted

Wanted: Superstar Cafe branded milkshake tin. Must not have been used for potplants or cricket box. Name your price. @anwarsmith

For Sale

For sale: wooden easel. Nearly new, but slightly paint stained. Will swap for woodchopping lessons. @ricky

For sale or swap: Melbourne Stars (Dunk) shirt. $5. Will swap for PS4 controller or soda stream dispenser. Will throw in a Cochin Palms shirt. No time wasters. @ishow_fan

Announcements

Save Earl Hill society will have our 2018 Taipan chase and mixer on 13 February at 4:30pm. You know where to go. Bring a plate or sushi. @saveearlhillsociety

From Me to You

To the woman who lost a cake from the top of her car along Trinity Beach Road this week. Thoughts are with you. Hope some magic happened too.

Personal Services

Lost gold or other metallic valuables in your backyard? Text your address to 0419554312 and our professional detector operators will recover your item. Low callout fee. Gamble responsibly.

Classifieds are published monthly. Maximum 50 words. Email to tbpd@iinetnet.au

Published by murraymurchison

Editor in Chief at the Trinity Beach Plain Dealer

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