Looking For Love
Yellow fever sufferer looking for Filipina nurse type for rickshaw outings and GFE. Would consider matrimony. @gotitbad4yellow
All ugbos, ferals, crusties and weird fuckers in the Kuranda area. Wanna be famous like Susan Boyle or Paul Taylor? Contact @uglykuranda for a obligation free assessment.
For Sale: Epson 2530 Multifunction Printer. Currently printing all stripey. Youtube diagnosis is that the printer head is fucked. Tried isopropyl fix – no good. Just bought ink. $100 ono. @campuscomputers
For auction: Various props from the Grey Lagoon production. Includes Mel’s stash and Bieber’s hair spray. To be held at the Smithfield Cultural Centre 9am 7 April. Cash only.
Original handwritten lyrics to U R The Best Thing. $9 or will swap for groceries. @tyronefelan
Cairns Regional Council is requesting tenders for Barbeque and dogshit management services on the Machans, Holloways, Yorkies, Trinity and Kewarra Esplanades. Must have own tools. We are an unequal opportunity employer. Visit our site for a proforma: www.cairns.qld.gov.au/tenders/bbq_and_dogshit
From Me to You
To the owner of the premises on which the Lemon Tree Resuarant used to operate in Trinity Beach, any objection to me and a few mates setting up on the deck for some cold ones of an afternoon? Will clean up, promise. @dave_poppolo
Looking for a plaster cast artist to pretty-up a right forearm half cast. Currently plain plaster white. Looking for something like a moko or hieroglyphics. @tyson_powell
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