June 2018 Classifieds

Looking For Love Tall man, mid-thirties with labrador, looking for petite poodle-owning (pref Asian or Swedish) woman for partnership in life and labradoodle start-up. Must be bitch. @aaron_preneur. Wanted Wanted: Silk tie, pref paisley, for court appearance. @perp_walk_in_style For Sale Original handwritten lyrics to U R The Best Thing. $6.20 or will swap for chips.Continue reading “June 2018 Classifieds”

Christians lash out at SBS

By Murray Murchison The Cairns Christian Coalition have spoken out against SBS television over their controversial drama series ‘The Handmaid’s Tale’, claiming that it is an offensive and unrepresentative take on theocratic society. Spokesperson for the CCC Michelle Mulgrave (above), was scathing in her criticism of the program, and the role of SBS’s in broadcastingContinue reading “Christians lash out at SBS”

Snippy Wu to open in Tolga

By Kimberley Schloss A Dr Snippy Wu medical clinic will shortly open in Tolga, and will provide a much needed service to the township. Dr Helios Wu, founder of the eponymous medical conglomerate has said that the “trouser multinational” has long targeted the Tablelands as a potentially lucrative market-place. “One must plant the seed, waterContinue reading “Snippy Wu to open in Tolga”

Ploggers and shoggers to work together

By Heather Luck Following the outing of a Brisbane shogger (above) earlier in the week, the Plain Dealer has received a spate of tip-offs reporting similar activity around the city. President of the Cairns Ploggers, Dayne Youngberry, has confirmed suspicions that shogging, or taking a sneaky shit when on a jog, is an endemic problemContinue reading “Ploggers and shoggers to work together”

Offensive signage removed from Coastwatchers bus stop

By Kimberley Schloss Trinity Beach locals were pleased today to see that Council has acted quickly in removing advertising signage on the bus stop seat (above) near Coastwatchers Park. The advertising had contained a promotional picture of popular real estate agent Mark “The Elite Performer” Carmady. Sometime in the last week, Mr Carmady’s portrait hadContinue reading “Offensive signage removed from Coastwatchers bus stop”