June 2018 Classifieds

Looking For Love

Tall man, mid-thirties with labrador, looking for petite poodle-owning (pref Asian or Swedish) woman for partnership in life and labradoodle start-up. Must be bitch. @aaron_preneur.

Wanted

Wanted: Silk tie, pref paisley, for court appearance. @perp_walk_in_style

For Sale

Original handwritten lyrics to U R The Best Thing. $6.20 or will swap for chips. @tyronefelan

Announcements

Any season 1 Forbrydelsen fans streaming at pre-killer reveal, meet at the Edge Hill Bowls Club on Thursday to discuss theories on Nanna Birk Larsen. No spoilers. @luvsarah

From Me to You

To the balding man who emerged, breathless, from the copse of trees near the TB skatepark at 7:30am last Thursday. Need a jogging buddy? Let’s talk. Contact @cairnsploggers.

Personal Services

I still need a kind person to help me out post-Snippy Wu. Been delayed until I get 10K gov payout. Prepared to split costs on a block and tackle. I’ve got a PS4, GTA5 and two controllers. @jocko_tolga

Rejoicers! Thanks to Leopold, Molly and all the Bloomsday folks at Rusties for making it another great enactment this year. Great rambutans! Yes to say yes my mountain flower!

Classifieds are published monthly. Maximum 50 words. Email to tbpd@iinetnet.au

Published by murraymurchison

Editor in Chief at the Trinity Beach Plain Dealer

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