Looking For Love
Tall man, mid-thirties with labrador, looking for petite poodle-owning (pref Asian or Swedish) woman for partnership in life and labradoodle start-up. Must be bitch. @aaron_preneur.
Wanted: Silk tie, pref paisley, for court appearance. @perp_walk_in_style
Original handwritten lyrics to U R The Best Thing. $6.20 or will swap for chips. @tyronefelan
Any season 1 Forbrydelsen fans streaming at pre-killer reveal, meet at the Edge Hill Bowls Club on Thursday to discuss theories on Nanna Birk Larsen. No spoilers. @luvsarah
From Me to You
To the balding man who emerged, breathless, from the copse of trees near the TB skatepark at 7:30am last Thursday. Need a jogging buddy? Let’s talk. Contact @cairnsploggers.
I still need a kind person to help me out post-Snippy Wu. Been delayed until I get 10K gov payout. Prepared to split costs on a block and tackle. I’ve got a PS4, GTA5 and two controllers. @jocko_tolga
Rejoicers! Thanks to Leopold, Molly and all the Bloomsday folks at Rusties for making it another great enactment this year. Great rambutans! Yes to say yes my mountain flower!
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