Pharrell triumphs at paintball in Tabloid Series

By Shirley Higgins-Croft

A group of International creative arts luminaries descended upon Kuranda this past weekend for the latest round in the Tabloid Sports and Partying World Series.

Guillaume Emmanuel de Homem-Christo won the event overall and he heads the leader board having gained a first place medallion for both the Waterboarding Freestyle, and the Sensory Deprivation No Dictionary Scrabble events. Pharrell (above) won the Hawaiian paintball challenge.

The event has been criticised for allowing spoiled semi-talented millionaires the freedom to indulge their whims engage in wanton cultural appropriation.

Full results are listed below:

Waterboarding Freestyle:

1. Guillaume Emmanuel de Homem-Christo

2. Alex Papps

3. Peter Blakeney

Waterboarding Electroshock:

1. Kanye West

2. Adele

3. Christine and the Queens

MDMA Alchemy

1. Delta Goodrem

2. Peter Blakeney

3. Guillaume Emmanuel de Homem-Christo

Hawaiian Paintball

1. Pharrell

2. Hayley Williams

3. Shirley Manson

Modern Starfish Sculpture

1. Deni Hinds

2. Alan Jackson

3. Seal

Caber Toss

1. Meatloaf

2. Matthew Sweet

3. Winston Aubrey Aladar Marshall

Sensory Deprivation No Dictionary Scrabble – French

1. Guillaume Emmanuel de Homem-Christo

2. Winston Aubrey Aladar Marshall

3. Susanna Hoffs

Chopstick Marble Race

1. Fan BingBing

2. Matt Damon

3. Jackie Chan

The next round is due to be staged in Almaty in February.

Published by murraymurchison

Editor in Chief at the Trinity Beach Plain Dealer

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