August 2018 Classifieds

Looking For Love Robbie. You know me already , so no need for the making myself known bullshit. You owe me $125 and a Coles giftcard. No, you’re not getting the ping pong table. @seriouslywhat Wanted Wanted: Peach airlines stewardess outfit (size 16 or above) for roleplay of beverage service and mile-high simulations. @flygirl_trudy ChineseContinue reading “August 2018 Classifieds”

Kunming Three remain in custody

By Allan Povah in Sanya. Since the arrest of Lee, Radnor and Shannon Noll by Chinese authorities, there has been an uproar among music lovers demanding an immediate release of some rocking jailhouse music from the Kunming Three, along the lines of Catch my diesease and What about me? The Spice Girls (above) have re-formedContinue reading “Kunming Three remain in custody”

Dead man found on Earl Hill named

By Allan Povah. Police have released the name of the man found dead on the north side of Earl Hill earlier in the week. He is Trent Copeley, 19, of Trinity Park. Police initially engaged the public to contact them if they knew a “jowly, tatted, mulleted, fairly ugly” man in the Northern Beaches areaContinue reading “Dead man found on Earl Hill named”

Man dies on Earl Hill

By Murray Murchison. A man has been found dead on the northern side of Earl Hill (above), just metres away from the affluent Tari Place precinct of Trinity Beach. Senior Sergeant Benedict Griffin of the Smithfield Branch fronted a press conference at the Bangkok Rose restaurant on Trinity Beach Road this evening and announced thatContinue reading “Man dies on Earl Hill”

Peach opens route to Kiohsiung

By Heather Luck. Peach Air have launched a new service from Mareeba to Kiohsiung, a picturesque tourist hot-spot on the southern tip of Taiwan. Onwards connections take travellers to Fukuoka, Narita and Sapporo. Led by Captain Kyo Guk, the crew of flight 347 (above) were seen striding through Mareeba International Airport on their way toContinue reading “Peach opens route to Kiohsiung”

Snake detector app undergoes testing

By Paolo Zupp. A snake detector application, developed by Top End Software, is undergoing beta testing and is expected to be available for download later in the year. The app is currently undergoing beta-testing by around 200 users who are considered to be vulnerable to snake attack, such as the elderly and dickheads. Trent Copeley,Continue reading “Snake detector app undergoes testing”

Ben Lee rocks the Spratlys

By Allan Povah from aboard The Claire. A fleet of pleasure boats came into close contact with the Chinese Navy in the South China Sea yesterday resulting in the loss of one vessel, wrecked on the wretched reef of misplaced optimism. The flotilla was arranged by Ben Lee, Josh Radnor and Peter Andre as aContinue reading “Ben Lee rocks the Spratlys”

A conversation with Jungkook

Part of the Conversations series, with Shirley Higgins-Croft. Jeon Jung-kook, better known as Jungkook, is a singer, dancer, model and entrepreneur, and is the third most popular member of K-Pop super-group BTS. As part of contractual obligations for the upcoming tour of North Queensland and Australia, the Bangtan boy agreed to sit down with meContinue reading “A conversation with Jungkook”

Shirts v Skins touch competition won by New Earth Creationists

By Destiny Givens Yesterday, the finals of the Sheridan Cup were played out at Barlow Park, with the Cairns Christian Coalition New Earth Creationists emerging victorious, with an 8-7 extra time victory against the Parents of the Children of Mother of Good Counsel. Margaret Court, captain and half-back for the winning team accepted the trophyContinue reading “Shirts v Skins touch competition won by New Earth Creationists”