By Paolo Zupp.
DJ Momo of the Walkamin Cru (above) has laid down a challenge to his arch-rapper, TopiKufi of the Tolga Massif, to position his rhymes where his bottom doesn’t defecate.
Many rap aficionados would claim that the golden era of Tablelands hiphop is long gone, having died in 2004 with the murder of iconic rhymer 300SunnyDays on the steps of the Mareeba town hall during the Ramadan Raps festival. However this new rivalry has stirred up memories of a glorious past and ignited hopes for a bright future in the art form.
DJ Momo was filmed freestyling outside the Superstar Cafe in Atherton. The poetry (below) was clearly aimed at his arch-rival.
He a fatty. He no mossie He stink just like an Aussie He Taqiyya He drink beer He mug look like a pussy He a fuckwit He a short dick He rhyme be in he khazi He booby be bigga than he missus My ass be what he kisses Come on out you beardy big tit Yo put yo rhyme where yo ass don't shit Yo
TopiKufi was contacted for comment on this story but was unavailable due to a Home and Away commitment.