January 2019 Classifieds

Looking For Love Darling, those beach-almonds has got me thinking. About the first time that we fell. You didn’t inspire the smell too much, you inspired the smell too well. Andrea, please come to your senses and call me. Todd. Wanted I need donations of Riyobi products for collection completion and saving kiddies in Africa.Continue reading “January 2019 Classifieds”

WBU release influencer’s feud-guide

By Shirley Higgins-Croft The William Bligh University Department of Comportment has released a graphical guide to current relationships amongst social media influencers. This initiative is aimed at keeping students informed on the status of feuds between high-profile twitterati and insta-tubers to assist them in their studies. “This kind of information is essential to all students,Continue reading “WBU release influencer’s feud-guide”

Police in hot pursuit of Almond Tree murderer

By Allan Povah. Three beach almond trees have been poisoned at the southern end of Trinity Beach. Locals are furious that the 75 year old trees will be lost forever, survived only by memories and wood-chips. Fourteen members of Far North Queensland Police CID were investigating at the scene again today, taking soil samples andContinue reading “Police in hot pursuit of Almond Tree murderer”