March 2019 Classifieds

Looking For Love Sugar. Ah honey honey. You are my candy girl and you got me wanting you. Andrea, please come to your senses and call me. Todd. Wanted I have an an increasingly urgent need for Pocahontas and Moana glow-in-the dark ooshies. Please help @rena Got an outhouse for sale? Fancy selling you grannyContinue reading “March 2019 Classifieds”

Cuarón scoops the Steves

By Shirley Higgins-Croft. All of the stars turned out last night in Cairns for the sixth North Queensland Academy Awards, sponsored by the Villa Romana, Cadbury and Montezumas. Hosted by Lucy Lawless, the four hour ceremony included a performance of Radio Ga Ga, by Rami Malek, backed by Brian May and Roger Taylor. Malek wasContinue reading “Cuarón scoops the Steves”

Burke: the Musical opens at the Rondo

By Allan Povah The highly anticipated production of Burke: The Musical has opened at the Rondo theatre in Edge Hill. The tribute to the popular backyard landscape gardener has been written and choreographed by Alexi Finlayson from a libretto by Lincoln Humphries. The show stars Joey Perrone as Burke and Alex Papps as the crocodile,Continue reading “Burke: the Musical opens at the Rondo”

Digger crowned ‘King of Dogs’

By Allan Povah. The first dog, Digger Digmore Barkington-Smythe has been crowned King Of Dogs by the Cairns Pets association. He has been granted ‘freedom of the CowHouse’ and rewarded with a pallet of schmackos, tastefully baked by Ethan Lowe. King Digger has undergone some snout-lightening and fur coloration since his image last graced theContinue reading “Digger crowned ‘King of Dogs’”

Ooshies used in education program

By Kimberley Schloss. The Far North Queensland Sex Education Project (FNQSEXEDPRO), a not-for-profit association aiming to improve awareness of appropriate sexual behavior and techniques among teenagers and other teen-curious youngsters, has announced a new interactive education program. According to FNQSEXEDPRO’s mission statement, their aim to “make teens aware of what is right, what is wrong,Continue reading “Ooshies used in education program”

BTS to tour in May

By Shirley Higgins-Croft. There were squeals of excitement all over Cairns today with the news that the one and only Bangtan Boys have agreed to terms to tour North Queensland in May this year. The multi-talented sexy sextet (plus J-Hope) have never visited the region, and have been bombarded by tweets, posts and threats fromContinue reading “BTS to tour in May”

Police investigate Real Estate scam

By Shirley Higgins Croft. Police are investigating a string of property scams that have fleeced North Queensland residents of hundreds of millions of dollars. Senior Sergeant Carolyn Burnham of the Real Estate Division of Cairns Police held a press conference today at Fratelli’s restaurant on Vasey Esplanade. “There have been seven documented cases of propertiesContinue reading “Police investigate Real Estate scam”