‘Shannon Noll’ Released

By Destiny Givens.

Shannon Noll has been languishing in a Kunming jail since mid 2018 after a well-meaning but ultimately ill-fated escapade with Ben Lee in the Spratly Islands. The prison term has come at a very bad time for Noll, following a breakout performance at the Duck Creek Picnic Races last July.

Fans have received some great news this morning, that Noll has reportedly made a complete recovery from colo-rectal surgery following a mishap last month. Taiwanese inmate, Mòhēi, posted the news (below) to his popular blog this morning.

外国人那滑稽的大胡子男人很安全。 但是,他们无法保存吉他。

Meanwhile, Ben Lee has released a single, Shannon Noll (no lols), to honor his erstwhile friend. The track is a free download and all proceeds will be going to the Kunming-One Innocence Project. The lyrics for the song have been reproduced, with permission, below.

Noll remains incarcerated in the Chinese prison with no prospect of release.

With Joshy and Captain Ben Lee
Shipwrecked on the darling Spratlys
Looking looking for an escape hatch
Salty salty pepper patch
They never play him on the radio
And that's the way he likes it
Yeah that's the way he likes it

b-b-b-b-b-b-baby spice
won't p-p-p-p-p-p-pay the price
No l-l-l-l-l-l-lols
For sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-Shannon Noll

k-k-k-k-k-k-k-kung pao
ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni ni hao
No l-l-l-l-l-l-lols
For sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-Shannon Noll

Published by murraymurchison

Editor in Chief at the Trinity Beach Plain Dealer

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