Jacinda Trudeau wins top gong at Cardwell

By Destiny Givens.

It was a record-breaking crowd in Cardwell to see King Digger award the Best All-Around award at the Miss Doggie pageant to Jacinda Trudeau Diggory Balzac III (above).

Jacinda is believed to be the first cat-identifying animal to win a Tier-One championship in world dogging. Zhe has long been nipping at the heels of a breakthrough success, and dogging watchers are convinced that zhe is likely to be a dominant force into the future.

“Jacinda’s drooling is world class. World class,” repeated Mariona Hutchens-Minogue, a dogging pundit and talent-sniffer. “Zher stance is sturdy and zhe carries a tutu like a front-rower.”

On completion of the formalities, King Digger delighted the crowd by laying a huge grogan on the red carpet concourse, before being whisked away in the Canine-One Jet-ranger back to the BrickHouse.

Published by murraymurchison

Editor in Chief at the Trinity Beach Plain Dealer

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