May 2019 Classifieds

Wanted

Looking for travel buddy to go to North Korea and Yemen with BLT in October. Must be up for anything, even gaejang-guk and extradition. Prefer busty Swedish type. Full disclosure: I can get a bit handsy on a bellyful of Pyongyang Pilsner. No offence taken tho. @wayne_jones

Wanted: Large mockup of Eiffel Tower. Will need to support large bullet-headed climbing monkey. @bigdirt

Wanted: experienced barstaff/chefs experienced in Spanish cuisine and beverages. NDA required. No flaming galahs. @summerbayproductions

Wanted: Household cleaner, 4 hours per week. Sorry, no Asians. Prefer ugly if possible. $40 per hour. @monicamurchison

For Sale

For sale: Instructional placards for urination, with a quirky panda theme. Some have no cranium, all have no ears. Have been treated with dichlorobenzene. Would suit homes with exchange-students or scatty boys learning how to leak. $5 each or 5 for $20. @doubletree

Announcements

I believe the sun should never set upon an argument @cabbage

From Me to You

People. We walk on the left in Trinity Beach. But a lovely little shuffle and a shared smile can be a cheery outcome to some non-compliance in this regard. This is a good thing! Cheers @politeness_police.

Classifieds are published monthly. Maximum 50 words. Email to tbpd@iinetnet.au

Published by murraymurchison

Editor in Chief at the Trinity Beach Plain Dealer

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