And the winner is Arse!

By Murray Murchison.

Amber Stillwell of Kanimbla has taken out the Plain Dealer’s biennial arse or elbow competition by correctly guessing the subject of the picture. Congratulations Ms Stillwell!

Over 3.4 million entries were received and around 3.35 million of those guessed ‘Arse’ as the answer. Turns out the Plain Dealer readers are pretty deft at identifying bum-cracks because they were exactly right. The picture (below) was indeed of the upper proximal section of my arse, tastefully photographed by Kimberley Schloss, with lighting by Allan Povah and art direction by Shirley Higgins-Croft.

Ms Stillwell has won a lifetime supply of Trump Toilet Paper and a sack, back and crack treatment at the Wax Room, Manunda. I might just get one myself!

See you in 2021!

Published by murraymurchison

Editor in Chief at the Trinity Beach Plain Dealer

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