Iconic graffiti accompanies our FREEDOM towards oblivion

By Edson Yeung. Trinity Beach’s famous COVID=HOAX graffiti sign (above) has slowly been obliterated by a year of tropical heat and rain. Once resplendently carrying a snowy white message of defiance to those stupid doctors and scientists who can’t seem to apply a little common sense, it is now a shadow of its former self.Continue reading “Iconic graffiti accompanies our FREEDOM towards oblivion”

Payten cleans house

By Kimberley Schloss. In a feature article in this week’s edition of Paris Match, Cowboys head coach Todd Payten described his initial days in residence at Cowboys House. During this time he offloaded Josh McGuire and Esan Marsters and let loose his high-performance team, who “ripped through the premises with a pallet of Easy-Off BAMContinue reading “Payten cleans house”

Mourners flock to farewell Cutie

By Shirley Higgins-Croft. From Botswana, from Birdsville and from Brinsmead they came. From the families of Pelecanidae, Phoenicopteridae and Thurston they came. Over the canefields, from the swamps and through the McGregor Road construction-site they came. They drove, they crawled, they flew, they walked. And yesterday, they cried and squawked. On an unseasonably wet dayContinue reading “Mourners flock to farewell Cutie”

Gus Gould to be denied entry to North Queensland

By Kimberley Schloss. Cowboys fans have railed against the commentary of Phil ‘Gus’ Gould during the 34-30 win over the grieving Tigers yesterday. As a result of Gould’s bizarre performance it is expected that Prime Minister Val Shier will consider denying a visa for Gould should he wish to take up commentary duties in NorthContinue reading “Gus Gould to be denied entry to North Queensland”

Digger in limbo over Major incident

By Shelly Higgins-Croft First Dog of North Queensland, Digger, is in hiding after his flight has had to be diverted to Busan following an undiplomatic incident in Washington DC. Digger was enroute on a state visit to the United States, and had meetings scheduled with First Dog Major and Senate Majority Leader McConnell’s schnauzer, Turtle.Continue reading “Digger in limbo over Major incident”