It’s that time again. The Trinity Beach Plain Dealer’s biennial Arse or Elbow competition is now open. One of the Plain Dealer’s editorial team takes a photograph (above) of themselves in the privacy of the lunch-room. It is your job to guess whether the photo is of an arse or an elbow. This time, our modelContinue reading “Arse or Elbow competition opens!”
By Heather Luck Plain Dealer IT specialist, Edson Yeung, got a little surprise when he sat down in his car to drive to the office today. Edson found that the steering wheel of his 1998 Honda Civic was coated with a layer of tropical mould (above). The car is reportedly otherwise in very good condition.Continue reading “Good times – the best of the wet!”
By Destiny Givens After a disappointing night at the Allan Border Medal, in which he failed to take home a single award, Ben Dunk, the Innisfail Show, has again faced up to the out-swing of disappointment with his Melbourne Stars losing to the Renegades in the BBL final. Dunk’s performance with the bat, scoring theContinue reading “iShow the bridesmaid again”
By Murray Murchison Trinity Beach locals are in a buzz over the possibility that graffiti-ist and activist, Banksy, has created one of his trademark artworks (above) on the Red Cross sign located near the skate-park on Trinity Beach Road. The striking white inscription was first noticed and reported by council worker, Shane Hestermann, who wasContinue reading “Suspected Banksy artwork subject to Pest Control in Trinity Beach”
By Allan Povah Rudi Samanchara, assistant manager at the Chemist Warehouse in the City was overjoyed with the turnout to their popup pharmacy on Grafton Street for Chinese New Year celebrations. “We are so happy with the success of the venture, and by the way, Gōngxǐ fācái everyone!” said Ms Samanchara. “The baby-food was allContinue reading “Popup pharmacy a big hit”
By Destiny Givens Quarterback for the Trinity Beach Dobermen, Cobey Callahan, has been vocal in his criticism that the winners of a recent Gridiron match in Atlanta, the New England Patriots (above), have been called called “world champions”. Callahan also described the style of football played by the Patriots as “pedestrian”, “soft” and has laidContinue reading “Doberman challenges ‘world champion’ Patriots”
By Paolo Zupp Melissa Murchison, 9, of Parramatta Park, has failed in her attempt to sculpt a perfect alfoil ball. Since her brother, Mitchell, achieved the feat in 2017, Melissa, along with thousands of other children, have been attempting to replicate it. None of them have met with success. Miss Murchison has been accused ofContinue reading “Murchison fails in sphere attempt, possible sombrero toggle outcome”
By Shirley Higgins-Croft The William Bligh University Department of Comportment has released a graphical guide to current relationships amongst social media influencers. This initiative is aimed at keeping students informed on the status of feuds between high-profile twitterati and insta-tubers to assist them in their studies. “This kind of information is essential to all students,Continue reading “WBU release influencer’s feud-guide”
By Allan Povah Three beach almond trees have been poisoned at the southern end of Trinity Beach. Locals are furious that the 75 year old trees will be lost forever, survived only by memories and wood-chips. Fourteen members of Far North Queensland Police CID were investigating at the scene again today, taking soil samples andContinue reading “Police in hot pursuit of Almond Tree murderer”
By Shirley Higgins-Croft The Yorkeys Knob offices of Tropical Talent today released a press statement on behalf of their client, celebrity pantsman Karl Stefanovic. Stefanovic has been in the gossip and sports pages lately, with two high-profile marriage-breakups, a liaison with Princess Meghan and an ill-fated stint as high-performance social coach at the Mackay Cutters.Continue reading “Karl snarls in terse verse”
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