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iShow the bridesmaid again

By Destiny Givens After a disappointing night at the Allan Border Medal, in which he failed to take home a single award, Ben Dunk, the Innisfail Show, has again faced up to the out-swing of disappointment with his Melbourne Stars losing to the Renegades in the BBL final. Dunk’s performance with the bat, scoring theContinue reading “iShow the bridesmaid again”

Suspected Banksy artwork subject to Pest Control in Trinity Beach

By Murray Murchison Trinity Beach locals are in a buzz over the possibility that graffiti-ist and activist, Banksy, has created one of his trademark artworks (above) on the Red Cross sign located near the skate-park on Trinity Beach Road. The striking white inscription was first noticed and reported by council worker, Shane Hestermann, who wasContinue reading “Suspected Banksy artwork subject to Pest Control in Trinity Beach”

Popup pharmacy a big hit

By Allan Povah Rudi Samanchara, assistant manager at the Chemist Warehouse in the City was overjoyed with the turnout to their popup pharmacy on Grafton Street for Chinese New Year celebrations. “We are so happy with the success of the venture, and by the way, Gōngxǐ fācái everyone!” said Ms Samanchara. “The baby-food was allContinue reading “Popup pharmacy a big hit”

Doberman challenges ‘world champion’ Patriots

By Destiny Givens Quarterback for the Trinity Beach Dobermen, Cobey Callahan, has been vocal in his criticism that the winners of a recent Gridiron match in Atlanta, the New England Patriots (above), have been called called “world champions”. Callahan also described the style of football played by the Patriots as “pedestrian”, “soft” and has laidContinue reading “Doberman challenges ‘world champion’ Patriots”

Murchison fails in sphere attempt, possible sombrero toggle outcome

By Paolo Zupp Melissa Murchison, 9, of Parramatta Park, has failed in her attempt to sculpt a perfect alfoil ball. Since her brother, Mitchell, achieved the feat in 2017, Melissa, along with thousands of other children, have been attempting to replicate it. None of them have met with success. Miss Murchison has been accused ofContinue reading “Murchison fails in sphere attempt, possible sombrero toggle outcome”

WBU release influencer’s feud-guide

By Shirley Higgins-Croft The William Bligh University Department of Comportment has released a graphical guide to current relationships amongst social media influencers. This initiative is aimed at keeping students informed on the status of feuds between high-profile twitterati and insta-tubers to assist them in their studies. “This kind of information is essential to all students,Continue reading “WBU release influencer’s feud-guide”

Karl snarls in terse verse

By Shirley Higgins-Croft The Yorkeys Knob offices of Tropical Talent today released a press statement on behalf of their client, celebrity pantsman Karl Stefanovic. Stefanovic has been in the gossip and sports pages lately, with two high-profile marriage-breakups, a liaison with Princess Meghan and an ill-fated stint as high-performance social coach at the Mackay Cutters.Continue reading “Karl snarls in terse verse”

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