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Vice chancellor calls for charges to be laid for croc attack

By Allan Povah. The Vice-Chancellor of William Bligh University has called for charges to be laid against a man who allegedly attacked a crocodile in Lake Placid yesterday. Adjunct Emeritus Professor Christopher has described the attack as “unprovoked and deeply crockist.” “Zachary was simply enjoying a pleasant wallow in the lake,” claimed Christopher from theContinue reading “Vice chancellor calls for charges to be laid for croc attack”

Diogo meets Dustin

By Murray Murchison. There was high tension in the Murchison household as the family’s new pet llama, Diogo (above left) met the family retainer Dustin (right). It was a slightly awkward first meeting, but Diogo stood firm as Dustin moved around, sniffing at his new friend. Diogo has moved into the Murchison abode in ParramattaContinue reading “Diogo meets Dustin”

Tucker takes aim at big dumps

By Allan Povah. US talk show host and truth-teller, Tucker Carlson (above) has caused a splash after his unhinged reporting on the dropping of big dumps at polling booths around the country. “These dumps are coming in the middle of the night,” he said on his highly rated Foxtel show. “There’s dumps in Pennsylvania, inContinue reading “Tucker takes aim at big dumps”

And the winner is Arse!

By Murray Murchison. Amber Stillwell of Kanimbla has taken out the Plain Dealer’s biennial arse or elbow competition by correctly guessing the subject of the picture. Congratulations Ms Stillwell! Over 3.4 million entries were received and around 3.35 million of those guessed ‘Arse’ as the answer. Turns out the Plain Dealer readers are pretty deftContinue reading “And the winner is Arse!”

Rondo to serve up Beer

By Shirley Higgins Croft. The Rondo Theater has announced it’s spring program, which is headlined by B is for Beer, a jaunty farce taking the audience on a musical pub crawl, starting from be-bop innocence, via doo-wop inebriation to brit-pop jubilation. Rodney K Wright is producing the show, and again the great Alexei Finlayson willContinue reading “Rondo to serve up Beer”

Auction fracas leads to arrests

By Allan Povah. It has been a tough time for realtors in Far North Queensland, with a spate of scams and the stench of almond tree pervading the industry and tarnishing what was previously a shabby reputation. Matters got even worse today when, during an auction in Edge Hill (house pictured above – photograph courtesyContinue reading “Auction fracas leads to arrests”

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