Man loves Dog

By Destiny Givens. Fashion photographer and leather aficionado, Roger Taleeb (above), has appeared on the popular WIN Television reality show The Dog House and was excited to meet and fall in love with his dream pooch. The Dog House is the top-rating rescue-animal show in the Far North. It’s format, of a team of knockaboutContinue reading “Man loves Dog”

Artists target Elite Performer

By Destiny Givens. The iconic Coastwatchers bus-stop seat outside the Red Cross on Trinity Beach Road, which for many years has featured Real-Estate Agent, Mark Carmady (the Elite Performer), has again been the target of graffiti artists. Overnight, the picture of Mr Carmady affixed to the eastern side of the seat was decorated with someContinue reading “Artists target Elite Performer”

Goodrem prevails in The Hague

By Allan Povah The full bench of the International Criminal Court (ICCt) in The Hague, has handed down a decision in the case Goodrem vs World Health Organization (WHO) over trademark violation, and damages associated with lost income, anguish and heartbreak. Over a gruelling two-week hearing Waleed Aly QC, appearing for Goodrem, eviscerated WHO officialsContinue reading “Goodrem prevails in The Hague”

Payten rescues missing boys

By Kimberley Schloss It is the end of another shithouse season at the Cowboys, with the team falling to 15th position after a series of defeats that piled embarrassment on top of incompetence. And with the team falling short of most of the targeted KPIs, it is likely that an executive suite at the CowHouseContinue reading “Payten rescues missing boys”

Another One Bites the Dust

By Kimberley Schloss. Police have escalated their search for a possible drone assassin after another device, allegedly owned by Kayden Taylor, 4, of Oyster Court, was found forlorn, disabled and discarded on the side of Trinity Beach Road. This is the latest in a string of drone-related tragedies in the northern beaches area. Onlookers initiallyContinue reading “Another One Bites the Dust”

Delta to sue WHO

By Shirley Higgins-Croft Delta Goodrem, iconoclastic songstress and displaced team-leader on ‘The Voice’, has filed suit in the International Criminal Court (ICCt) over trademark violations. Ms Goodrem was putting the finishing touches on her latest album ‘Variant’, when she heard the announcement from WHO’s Covid-19 technical lead, Maria Van Kerkhove, that the B.1.617.2 strain wouldContinue reading “Delta to sue WHO”

Announcement: Yeung placed on leave

By Editor in Chief Murray Murchison Plain Dealer IT guru and occasional contributor, Edson Yeung, has been placed on stress-leave and will spend the rest of the month in his safe place in Kewarra. Staff had noticed some strange behavior from Mr Yeung following the recent COVID lockdowns, including some aggressiveness when asked to mask-upContinue reading “Announcement: Yeung placed on leave”

Diogo mystery solved

A special report by cub reporter Mitchell Murchison. We’ve finally solved the big question at home! Whose turn to do the wiping up? Answer: Always Melissa. Ha Ha just joking! Not joking. No, really, we finally solved the mystery of where Diogo was doing his poo-poos. We looked everywhere. It’s been such a mystery andContinue reading “Diogo mystery solved”

Iconic graffiti accompanies our FREEDOM towards oblivion

By Edson Yeung. Trinity Beach’s famous COVID=HOAX graffiti sign (above) has slowly been obliterated by a year of tropical heat and rain. Once resplendently carrying a snowy white message of defiance to those stupid doctors and scientists who can’t seem to apply a little common sense, it is now a shadow of its former self.Continue reading “Iconic graffiti accompanies our FREEDOM towards oblivion”

Payten cleans house

By Kimberley Schloss. In a feature article in this week’s edition of Paris Match, Cowboys head coach Todd Payten described his initial days in residence at Cowboys House. During this time he offloaded Josh McGuire and Esan Marsters and let loose his high-performance team, who “ripped through the premises with a pallet of Easy-Off BAMContinue reading “Payten cleans house”