L’Unicos apologises for ATOMS slur

By Paolo Zupp L’Unicos management have apologised profusely for an alleged snub arising from blackboard artwork (above) that was displayed outside the Trinity Beach restaurant yesterday. The slogan, intentionally or otherwise, clearly impugns the honesty of members of the Atherton Tablelands Organisation for Meteor Survivors (ATOMS). Ms Michelle Yeo, ATOMS Vice-President, Arms and Shoulders division,Continue reading “L’Unicos apologises for ATOMS slur”

February 2018 Classifieds

Looking For Love Rachel Riley lookalike wanted for outings, and sexual intercourse, maybe more. Must be good at mental arithmetic and innuendo. No Lilys. @RR_coundown_Fan Wanted Patsies for Yellow Bamboo scam. Must be athletic and good screamers. Compensation is negotiable depending on ability. @yellowbamboo Miyagi look-alike for YouTube parody. No porn, promise. No yellow bambooContinue reading “February 2018 Classifieds”

Tablelands organisation announces restructure

By Murray Murchison The Atherton Tablelands Organisation for Meteor Survivors (ATOMS) has announced that it’s annual general meeting will be held in Ravenshoe on April 2nd this year. ATOMS is the peak body for meteor-strike victims in the far north, and boasts a membership of around 15,000. ATOMS President, Anwar Smith (above), has presaged aContinue reading “Tablelands organisation announces restructure”