iShow the bridesmaid again

By Destiny Givens After a disappointing night at the Allan Border Medal, in which he failed to take home a single award, Ben Dunk, the Innisfail Show, has again faced up to the out-swing of disappointment with his Melbourne Stars losing to the Renegades in the BBL final. Dunk’s performance with the bat, scoring theContinue reading “iShow the bridesmaid again”

The iShow moves to Darjeeling, starting on moustache

By Destiny Givens Ben Dunk, the Innisfail Show, has been picked up by the Darjeeling Super Chai Princes in the IPL auction for a franchise record of 1.35 crore. Dunk, who was previously captain of the Cochin Royal Palm Riders, will relocate his support staff, including his dhobi-wallah, and seven svaaminees. He is also expectedContinue reading “The iShow moves to Darjeeling, starting on moustache”

January 2018 Classifieds

Looking For Love Diminutive Cowboys tragic looking for cutish Broncos babe for walks in the moonlight, angry sex and Hunt knock-on recreations. @cowrider Wanted Wanted: Superstar Cafe branded milkshake tin. Must not have been used for potplants or cricket box. Name your price. @anwarsmith For Sale For sale: wooden easel. Nearly new, but slightly paintContinue reading “January 2018 Classifieds”

The iShow set to cash in

By Destiny Givens Ben Dunk, the ‘Innisfail Show’, has once again set the cricketing world alight for the Melbourne Stars in the Big Bash League, and is now set to reap the rewards. Dunk is expected to attract top rupee in the upcoming IPL auction, with several franchises seeking his services. The iShow is noContinue reading “The iShow set to cash in”

Cowley propounds theory on Dunk-Boof falling out

By Paolo Zupp Herb ‘No Balls’ Cowley (above), the TBPD’s insider in the murky world of professional cricket, has propounded a theory as to why Ben ‘The Innisfail Show’ Dunk has not been picked in the touring party to India. Cowley, now retired in Mossman, has had many roles within the game of cricket, mostContinue reading “Cowley propounds theory on Dunk-Boof falling out”

The Prince is Nearly Dead, Long Live the Prince

By Murray Murchison Mayor of Mareeba, ‘Big’ Tom Gilmore , has attended the abdication ceremony of Prince Leonard of Hutt River Province. Citing failing health and diminished enthusiasm, the venerable monarch is succeeded by his son Prince Graeme. Speaking from the Hutt River Hotel and Post Office, Mr Gilmore was clearly moved by the occasion.Continue reading “The Prince is Nearly Dead, Long Live the Prince”

Robbed: No AB sparkles for the iShow

By Destiny Givens Far North Queensland has been cast in a pall of doom and disappointment this morning as locals wake to the news that Ben Dunk has again been snubbed at the Allan Border Medal. Dunk failed to receive a single award, despite being the odds-on favourite in all categories on the BetTolga wageringContinue reading “Robbed: No AB sparkles for the iShow”

Bert bets a ‘pineapple’ on the ‘Innisfail Show’

By Allan Povah Far North Queensland is getting behind Ben Dunk to win the Allan Border Medal, to be awarded this evening at a ceremony in Sydney. ‘The Innisfail Show’ has had another stellar season, and locals believe that this could be his year. President of the Tolga Termites cricket club, Bert Young (above), hasContinue reading “Bert bets a ‘pineapple’ on the ‘Innisfail Show’”

Dunk weighs in on twitter Waugh

By Allan Povah The ‘Innisfail-Show’, Ben Dunk has finally weighed in on the three-way Twitter battle between twins Steve and Mark Waugh and the ‘Sheik of Tweak’ Shane Warne. The controversy began when Warne labelled Steve as “the most selfish person I know” during his stint on ‘I’m a celebrity get me out of here”Continue reading “Dunk weighs in on twitter Waugh”