Arse or Elbow competition opens!

It’s that time again. The Trinity Beach Plain Dealer’s biennial Arse or Elbow competition is now open. One of the Plain Dealer’s editorial team takes a photograph (above) of themselves in the privacy of the lunch-room. It is your job to guess whether the photo is of an arse or an elbow. This time, our modelContinue reading “Arse or Elbow competition opens!”

iShow the bridesmaid again

By Destiny Givens After a disappointing night at the Allan Border Medal, in which he failed to take home a single award, Ben Dunk, the Innisfail Show, has again faced up to the out-swing of disappointment with his Melbourne Stars losing to the Renegades in the BBL final. Dunk’s performance with the bat, scoring theContinue reading “iShow the bridesmaid again”

Truth Day a huge success

By Murray Murchison. Troubled by the preponderance of falsity and gaslighting in the world, the editorial team at the Plain Dealer have approached high profile figures from government, industry and sports to eat a little humble pie and shine some sunlight onto their dirty laundry. And so the inaugural Plain Dealer Truth Day was conceivedContinue reading “Truth Day a huge success”

April 2018 Classifieds

Looking For Love Japanese lady new in town, looking for gentlemen to take me up the range and down the gorge. Smooth back please. Send photo and financials to @Kiko_dcup Wanted Wanted: Taipan catcher wanted for sunflower de-snaking. Prefer single man, tall and fit. No bogans. @shelly_freshwater. Wanted: Experienced cricket player with solid forward defenceContinue reading “April 2018 Classifieds”

Tate scotches rumours over shooting

By Destiny Givens STORY SPONSORED BY BetTOLGA Brent Tate has reacted to rumours that he was shot by Ben Hampton using an AR-15 during a game of Fox and Hounds at a Cowboys training session last week. During a press conference in the Rose Garden of the CowHouse, Tate (above) was clearly clearly amused byContinue reading “Tate scotches rumours over shooting”

Anders and Drago to tie the knot

By Shirley Higgins-Croft Founder and CEO of the HipMoi organisation, Anton Anders (above) has announced his engagement to model and ninja-warrior, Ludmilla Drago. Ms Drago, former partner of Cowboys impact forward Gavin Cooper, is well known as the face of Chemist’s Warehouse, and for her recurring role on Real Estate Agents of Palm Cove. SinceContinue reading “Anders and Drago to tie the knot”

Arse or Elbow: you be the judge

The Trinity Beach Plain Dealer’s biennial Arse or Elbow competition is now open. Every two years, a member of the Plain Dealer team takes a photograph (above) of themselves in the privacy of the editorial offices and then it is up to the entrants to try to guess whether the photo is of an arse or an elbow.Continue reading “Arse or Elbow: you be the judge”

Robbed: No AB sparkles for the iShow

By Destiny Givens Far North Queensland has been cast in a pall of doom and disappointment this morning as locals wake to the news that Ben Dunk has again been snubbed at the Allan Border Medal. Dunk failed to receive a single award, despite being the odds-on favourite in all categories on the BetTolga wageringContinue reading “Robbed: No AB sparkles for the iShow”