June 2018 Classifieds

Looking For Love Tall man, mid-thirties with labrador, looking for petite poodle-owning (pref Asian or Swedish) woman for partnership in life and labradoodle start-up. Must be bitch. @aaron_preneur. Wanted Wanted: Silk tie, pref paisley, for court appearance. @perp_walk_in_style For Sale Original handwritten lyrics to U R The Best Thing. $6.20 or will swap for chips.Continue reading “June 2018 Classifieds”

June 2017 Classifieds

Looking For Love Semi-dedicated jihadist looking for sympathetic but modest woman for pre-virgin practice, short-term opportunity pre-boom. Hijabi preferred or Swedish. @moBoom  To the skate-babe wearing rags who boarded past the Dumpling Studio on Sheridan on Sunday evening. You’re cool and super-hot. Meet me at the TB skate park any arvo. I’ll show you myContinue reading “June 2017 Classifieds”