March 2021 Classifieds

Looking For Love A spry 83 year old gentleman and (recent) widower is looking for 20-something blonde cultured lady for youth rediscovery. No widgies. RSVP @harold_kuiper_38 Looking for experienced lover to induct a perky 24 year-old geriatric nurse into the ways of love. No one under 75 need apply. I can get a pump fromContinue reading “March 2021 Classifieds”

Blue Moon gone forever

By Murray Murchison. Restaurants open and close in Trinity Beach. The swings and roundabouts of cyclones, climate change and pandemics combined with the see-sawing of capricious dining preferences, the laughing-clown social-media influencers and the house of mirrors of digital life add up to a fairground of despair. We have seen them come and go. Atlantis,Continue reading “Blue Moon gone forever”

Dead man found on Earl Hill named

By Allan Povah. Police have released the name of the man found dead on the north side of Earl Hill earlier in the week. He is Trent Copeley, 19, of Trinity Park. Police initially engaged the public to contact them if they knew a “jowly, tatted, mulleted, fairly ugly” man in the Northern Beaches areaContinue reading “Dead man found on Earl Hill named”