May 2019 Classifieds

Wanted Looking for travel buddy to go to North Korea and Yemen with BLT in October. Must be up for anything, even gaejang-guk and extradition. Prefer busty Swedish type. Full disclosure: I can get a bit handsy on a bellyful of Pyongyang Pilsner. No offence taken tho. @wayne_jones Wanted: Large mockup of Eiffel Tower. WillContinue reading “May 2019 Classifieds”

BTS Rock the Snake Pit

By Shirley Higgins-Croft. Hello Everyone! BTS are in town this is the story about my amazing evening on the night they played the Snake Pit. Readers will recognize that reviewing a pop concert is well outside my usual journalistic scope, which normally encompasses fashion, crime and the international zeitgeist. I hope you’ll forgive a moreContinue reading “BTS Rock the Snake Pit”

April 2019 Classifieds

Looking For Love Shortish man, swarthy but not too much, looking for tall coffee-coloured woman for breeding. Profits 50/50. Please email your pedigree and recent photo (pref nude) to andy_pants@gmail.com. Wanted Anyone has had some kind of stroke or car accident or syphilis or other tragedy …please don’t worry. If you have a BTS ticket,Continue reading “April 2019 Classifieds”

BTS to tour in May

By Shirley Higgins-Croft. There were squeals of excitement all over Cairns today with the news that the one and only Bangtan Boys have agreed to terms to tour North Queensland in May this year. The multi-talented sexy sextet (plus J-Hope) have never visited the region, and have been bombarded by tweets, posts and threats fromContinue reading “BTS to tour in May”

BTS win big at Soompis

By Shirley Higgins-Croft K-Pop supergroup, BTS, have won big at the Soompi 작은 똥 awards, taking home 6 gongs, including Best Choreography and Outstanding Achievement in Hair. The Bangtan Boys were humble in receiving their awards, and acknowledged the influence of CL, BIGBANG and Blayden on their artistic direction in 2018. Lead dancer, Park Jimin,Continue reading “BTS win big at Soompis”

September 2018 Classifieds

Looking For Love I’m heading in the right direction for your loving and affection. Call me, Punchy! Wanted Wanted: some kind of solution to the ant problem in my apartment in Clifton Beach. I’m at my wit’s end. I’ve tried talcum powder and Mr Sheen. Those little fuckers can’t be negotiated with. I’m not violent.Continue reading “September 2018 Classifieds”

A conversation with Jungkook

Part of the Conversations series, with Shirley Higgins-Croft. Jeon Jung-kook, better known as Jungkook, is a singer, dancer, model and entrepreneur, and is the third most popular member of K-Pop super-group BTS. As part of contractual obligations for the upcoming tour of North Queensland and Australia, the Bangtan boy agreed to sit down with meContinue reading “A conversation with Jungkook”