Announcement: Yeung placed on leave

By Editor in Chief Murray Murchison Plain Dealer IT guru and occasional contributor, Edson Yeung, has been placed on stress-leave and will spend the rest of the month in his safe place in Kewarra. Staff had noticed some strange behavior from Mr Yeung following the recent COVID lockdowns, including some aggressiveness when asked to mask-upContinue reading “Announcement: Yeung placed on leave”

Iconic graffiti accompanies our FREEDOM towards oblivion

By Edson Yeung. Trinity Beach’s famous COVID=HOAX graffiti sign (above) has slowly been obliterated by a year of tropical heat and rain. Once resplendently carrying a snowy white message of defiance to those stupid doctors and scientists who can’t seem to apply a little common sense, it is now a shadow of its former self.Continue reading “Iconic graffiti accompanies our FREEDOM towards oblivion”

Vaccine boutique to open at Amcal

By Paolo Zupp. The Amcal pharmacy at Campus shops in Smithfield have announced an ambitious plan to provide a bespoke vaccination boutique in the rollout of the COVID19 vaccines. Amcal pharmacist and casual virologist, Josh Brendixsen, is excited about the developments, which include a sensory deprivation room and a bocce arena. “We aim to provideContinue reading “Vaccine boutique to open at Amcal”

Plain Dealer to close offices

By Murray Murchison. With the agreement of the Boney Corporation, and after much deliberation, management at the Trinity Beach Plain Dealer have decided to close offices and cease reporting as of 15 March 2020. The decision has not been taken lightly. Our first responsibility is to our employees. As an example, although Heather Luck looksContinue reading “Plain Dealer to close offices”

Copeland demands an end to COVID-19

By Murray Murchison. Televangelist Kenneth Copeland has appeared on his syndicated television channel and has, on behalf of The Almighty, called for an end to Satan’s role in the COVID-19 pandemic and demanded a vaccination immediately. The address, reproduced below, has given a great deal of relief to North Queenslanders who have been very concernedContinue reading “Copeland demands an end to COVID-19”