Vice chancellor calls for charges to be laid for croc attack

By Allan Povah. The Vice-Chancellor of William Bligh University has called for charges to be laid against a man who allegedly attacked a crocodile in Lake Placid yesterday. Adjunct Emeritus Professor Christopher has described the attack as “unprovoked and deeply crockist.” “Zachary was simply enjoying a pleasant wallow in the lake,” claimed Christopher from theContinue reading “Vice chancellor calls for charges to be laid for croc attack”

A conversation with Jungkook

Part of the Conversations series, with Shirley Higgins-Croft. Jeon Jung-kook, better known as Jungkook, is a singer, dancer, model and entrepreneur, and is the third most popular member of K-Pop super-group BTS. As part of contractual obligations for the upcoming tour of North Queensland and Australia, the Bantan boy agreed to sit down with meContinue reading “A conversation with Jungkook”

Fete season opens at Freshie

By Murray Murchison The Fete season got underway with a bang on Saturday, with the Freshwater State School putting on a splendid show. All the usual attractions were there, including a cent-sale, cake-stall, trash-n-treasure and a fucking massive blow-up crocodile. Plain Dealer cub reporter, Melissa Murchison, declared it to be the “best fete ever.” “IContinue reading “Fete season opens at Freshie”

Man attacks croc, could get twenty years

By Allan Povah A man, who police say was “operating in a solo snorkelling activity” off Watson Creek Inlet on Lizard Island (above), has been remanded into custody for allegedly attacking a crocodile with his head. According to onlookers, the man “repeatedly head-butted the animal” who appeared “traumatised and upset by the incident” and “inconveniencedContinue reading “Man attacks croc, could get twenty years”

Blue Lagoon remake to be filmed on Trinity Beach

By Shirley Higgins-Croft Trinity Beach residents are excited by the news that a reboot of the 1980 classic film, Blue Lagoon, will be filmed at the southern end of the pretty tropical cove. The news came out during an after-party at Fusion wine-bar on Friday Night. Visionary director of World Safari and World Safari 6,Continue reading “Blue Lagoon remake to be filmed on Trinity Beach”