July 2017 Classifieds

Looking For Love I’m an ENTP stockbroker guy, 35, who likes self-analysis, rr and shaming. Looking for a 25-32 ISTJ woman, self-assured and super-hot, for infatuation, contentment, confusion, boredom, resentment and estrangement. @jmbojones Hufflepuff landscape gardener, muscly (but a bit stringy), looking for outdoorsy Ravenclaw woman to commune with nature and make magic. Rambling, trekking, kayaking,Continue reading “July 2017 Classifieds”

June 2017 Classifieds

Looking For Love Semi-dedicated jihadist looking for sympathetic but modest woman for pre-virgin practice, short-term opportunity pre-boom. Hijabi preferred or Swedish. @moBoom  To the skate-babe wearing rags who boarded past the Dumpling Studio on Sheridan on Sunday evening. You’re cool and super-hot. Meet me at the TB skate park any arvo. I’ll show you myContinue reading “June 2017 Classifieds”