Let there be Light wins big at the Steves

By Shirley Higgins-Croft It was a night for the obliteratii and the shiterati in Cairns last night for the presentation of the fifth annual North Queensland Academy Awards, sponsored by the Reef Casino and Beacon Lighting. The awards were presented in front of a celebrity studded audience of B- and C-listers The gripping badguy-atheist-finds-God-gets-saved drama,Continue reading “Let there be Light wins big at the Steves”

Tate Award goes to the Wolf-knee

By Destiny Givens Reports have emerged from Cowboys House of a lavish gala function that followed the team’s win against the deplorable Warriors on Saturday night. The exclusive soiree, held in the main ballroom of the CowHouse, was to present the annual Tate Award, for the best player afield in the North-Queensland v Auckland match. Sources haveContinue reading “Tate Award goes to the Wolf-knee”

Restaurateur responds to accusations of shit service

By Kimberley Schloss Having to rely on an itinerant workforce of dubious talent, and questionable hygiene, Cairns restaurants have earned the unwelcome reputation amongst  locals of “good food, shit service.” Instead of being offended by the this norm, restaurateur, Lucinda Ng (above), has developed the idea that she can provide both shit food and shit service. Her new caféContinue reading “Restaurateur responds to accusations of shit service”

Robbed: No AB sparkles for the iShow

By Destiny Givens Far North Queensland has been cast in a pall of doom and disappointment this morning as locals wake to the news that Ben Dunk has again been snubbed at the Allan Border Medal. Dunk failed to receive a single award, despite being the odds-on favourite in all categories on the BetTolga wageringContinue reading “Robbed: No AB sparkles for the iShow”