Payten cleans house

By Kimberley Schloss. In a feature article in this week’s edition of Paris Match, Cowboys head coach Todd Payten described his initial days in residence at Cowboys House. During this time he offloaded Josh McGuire and Esan Marsters and let loose his high-performance team, who “ripped through the premises with a pallet of Easy-Off BAMContinue reading “Payten cleans house”

Lucid Dreamers: The future is sparkly!

By Kimberley Schloss The Koah Lucid Dreamers (KLD) have taken the rare step of announcing the findings from their annual think tank and dream conference, held last night at the Koah Roadhouse on the Savannah Way. The practice of lucid dreaming is normally a personal experience that can result in lost items being found andContinue reading “Lucid Dreamers: The future is sparkly!”

Greeny hoses down egging controversy

By Destiny Givens North Queensland Cowboys coach, Paul Green, (above) has responded to allegations that there is an endemic egging problem with the team, and it is affecting performance. This follows reports that team-members Jake Granville and Kalyn Ponga were questioned by police at the Gold Coast overnight over some alleged ‘googee-chucking’. “There was nothingContinue reading “Greeny hoses down egging controversy”

Crisis Talks at the CowHouse

By Destiny Givens Crisis talks were held today at Cowboys House to discuss the deplorable performance against the LottoLand Sea Eagles last night. The session was organised and chaired by club legend Brent Tate. Having been on agistment last week at The Smiles while the Cowboys trained around him, Tate detected some misalignment in theContinue reading “Crisis Talks at the CowHouse”