Pigeon shits on desk

By Heather Luck A disgruntled former employee of the Cowboys organisation has let loose with in tell-all interview about the goings on at Cowboys House. Ms Helena Cherry, 44, of Wulguru, was formerly a cleaner at the sprawling establishment, and was entrusted with cleaning the bedrooms and offices of the playing group before and afterContinue reading “Pigeon shits on desk”

Cowboys revise official nickname list

By Destiny Givens In response to the Cowboy’s unexpected and spectacular progress to this years NRL Grand Final, the Cowboys organisation have released a revised official nicknames list. Fans are encouraged to make use of officially sanctioned nicknames in their social media posts. Chef de Mission at 1300 Smiles Stadium, Bob Bliss, explained to theContinue reading “Cowboys revise official nickname list”

Jacques Coffee to partner with Alpecin

By Paolo Zupp Tablelands coffee titan, Jacques coffee plantation, have announced a partnership with German hair-care behemoth, Alpecin Keine Kahlheit GmbH, to produce and market a range of new and revolutionary men’s shampoo products. Alpecin brand ambassador, Coen Hess, took time out from his preparations for the NRL grand final to say a few wordsContinue reading “Jacques Coffee to partner with Alpecin”

Cowboys release official nickname list

Following yesterday’s crucial loss against the underperforming Dragons, the Cowboys brains-trust held an impromptu Easter media conference to announce a list of official team nicknames. This was to alleviate any confusion on social-media posts about which player was being referred to by otherwise meaningless soubriquets. In a lavish affair held at the Bet365 Auditorium at CowboysContinue reading “Cowboys release official nickname list”

Crisis Talks at the CowHouse

By Destiny Givens Crisis talks were held today at Cowboys House to discuss the deplorable performance against the LottoLand Sea Eagles last night. The session was organised and chaired by club legend Brent Tate. Having been on agistment last week at The Smiles while the Cowboys trained around him, Tate detected some misalignment in theContinue reading “Crisis Talks at the CowHouse”