April 2018 Classifieds

Looking For Love Japanese lady new in town, looking for gentlemen to take me up the range and down the gorge. Smooth back please. Send photo and financials to @Kiko_dcup Wanted Wanted: Taipan catcher wanted for sunflower de-snaking. Prefer single man, tall and fit. No bogans. @shelly_freshwater. Wanted: Experienced cricket player with solid forward defenceContinue reading “April 2018 Classifieds”

Can Skippy be the peacemaker?

By Allan Povah Rumours are rife in Washington, Pyongyang and Townsville that special envoy, Sir Skippy Huegill, may be involved in brokering the meeting between US President Donald J Trump and North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un. Huegill, who speaks moderately accurate Korean, had developed a relationship with Kim whilst serving as North Queensland Ambassador.Continue reading “Can Skippy be the peacemaker?”

September 2017 Classifieds

Looking For Love C++ specialist looking for nested sexual iterated routines. Intimate polymorphism and inheritibility would be an advantage. No Python or Java nuts. @jeremy_writes_code Wanted Kim Jon Un lookalike/impersonators wanted for fake-porno poltical-zoo themed shoot. Must be comfortable with orange baboons, brown bears and pandas rockets. @pisstaker Normalish looking LBTQI people wanted for positiveContinue reading “September 2017 Classifieds”

Skippy Huegill to back-channel on behalf of Trump

By Allan Povah from Pyongyang Former Ambassador to North Korea, Sir Skippy Huegill, has been rushed to Seoul to meet with US and Chinese officials to nut out a plan for dealing with the threat of North Korea’s nuclear ambitions. Previously, during his time in Pyongyang, Huegill had developed a close relationship with maverick North KoreanContinue reading “Skippy Huegill to back-channel on behalf of Trump”

A conversation with Sir Geoff Huegill

Part of the Conversations Series, with Shirley Higgins-Croft Sir Geoff Huegill, Olympian, motivational speaker and lately Ambassador to North Korea, has been recalled by PM Val Shier due to the rising nuclear threat from the ridiculous little totalitarian dictatorship. He arrived in the country this morning and spoke with Shirley Higgins-Croft at the Skybury coffee-shopContinue reading “A conversation with Sir Geoff Huegill”