Dutton turns to Leviticus for social policy direction

By Murray Murchison Australian Minister for Immigration, Peter Dutton, has announced the appointment of his new staff-member, Leviticus, who will be taking on the challenging role of Dutton’s house-dog and speech-checker. Leviticus, is by Moses and out of Delilah and is the result of a unusual political connection The story goes like this: On an unspecifiedContinue reading “Dutton turns to Leviticus for social policy direction”

Cash apologises for cat chaos

By Shirley Higgins-Croft There were emotional scenes at Parliament House in Canberra today as Michaelia Cash apologised for smuggling her cat, Henrietta, into the Senate chamber. Last Thursday there was chaos on the red carpet of the senate, when Henrietta took fright during a speech by Senator David Leyonhjelm. “David was banging on about quolls,Continue reading “Cash apologises for cat chaos”