WBU Announces departmental shake-up

By Kimberley Schloss. The William Bligh University (above) has announced wide-ranging changes to several faculties in the areas of social science, politics and feline studies. A new Faculty of Intellectual Honesty and Guffism will be created and will subsume the existing departments of Whataboutism, Gender studies, Guff, Intersectional Studies and Cat Maintenance. The changes haveContinue reading “WBU Announces departmental shake-up”

‘Croco-droid’ attacks student

By Allan Povah A student at James Cook University was today attacked by a robot crocodile named Christopher while he was installing a software update into the animal’s artificial brain. The unnamed student was air-lifted to Cairns Base Hospital where he is in a serious but stable condition. The ‘croco-droid’ project has been criticised byContinue reading “‘Croco-droid’ attacks student”