UglyModels to set up in Kuranda

By Kimberley Schloss Acclaimed British modelling agency, UglyModels, have announced plans to set up offices in Kuranda. In support of the company’s policy of aggressive expansion, Asia Pacific manager Austin Braxton visited the region to assess its suitability for an agency. “At Ugly, we go where the talent is,” explained Mr Braxton. “In the lastContinue reading “UglyModels to set up in Kuranda”

September 2017 Classifieds

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