Shier awarded Congressional Medal of Honor

By Murray Murchison North Queensland Prime Minister, Val Shier, has flown to Washington for a state visit with US President Donald Trump Ms Shier has taken time out from filming ‘Soy Lindo Pero Mi Mierda Es Apestoso‘ in Mexico City, in which her body and personality is being used for 4D imprinting of the main character, Prudenciana elContinue reading “Shier awarded Congressional Medal of Honor”

Beattie suffers a royal case of over-hilarity

By Murray Murchison Acting Prime Minister, Peter Beattie, has defended what some have called a classic case of ‘over-hilarity’ at a comment made by Her Majesty, Queen Elizabeth II. Mr Beattie was meeting with the Queen at Windsor Castle to discuss reef bleaching and corgis when the incident occurred. Her Majesty reportedly made an oblique referenceContinue reading “Beattie suffers a royal case of over-hilarity”

Val Shier to play chihuahua in Mexican blockbuster

By Murray Murchison At  a press conference this morning at the Brickhouse, it was announced that PM Val Shier, was on her way to Mexico for pre-production in the upcoming Mexican cinema blockbuster ‘Soy lindo pero mi mierda es apestoso.’ Shier’s likeness is to be used in modelling the diminutive hero Prudenciana el Chihuahua (above). The highlyContinue reading “Val Shier to play chihuahua in Mexican blockbuster”