Scrimshaw wins again

By Paolo Zupp Trinity Park refrigeration mechanic, Jeremy Scrimshaw (above), has won the Holston Bremmer Sachs award for Best Back Tatt at the Far North Queensland Tattoo and Piercing awards held last weekend at Paradise Palms. As part of his awards package, Scrimshaw received two vouchers for Snippy-Wu’s “walk in and crawl out” vasectomy procedure,Continue reading “Scrimshaw wins again”

Inaugural Shirts v Skins Touch Football Comp announced

By Destiny Givens The annual Christians v Atheists touch football competition has been expanded and now will be held on the first weekend in August at Barlow Park. It includes extra teams, including a Seventh Day Adventist contingent (pictured above). The event, conducted in a shirts/skins format, was originally scheduled for this week, but hasContinue reading “Inaugural Shirts v Skins Touch Football Comp announced”

June 2018 Classifieds

Looking For Love Tall man, mid-thirties with labrador, looking for petite poodle-owning (pref Asian or Swedish) woman for partnership in life and labradoodle start-up. Must be bitch. @aaron_preneur. Wanted Wanted: Silk tie, pref paisley, for court appearance. @perp_walk_in_style For Sale Original handwritten lyrics to U R The Best Thing. $6.20 or will swap for chips.Continue reading “June 2018 Classifieds”

Snippy Wu to open in Tolga

By Kimberley Schloss A Dr Snippy Wu medical clinic will shortly open in Tolga, and will provide a much needed service to the township. Dr Helios Wu, founder of the eponymous medical conglomerate has said that the “trouser multinational” has long targeted the Tablelands as a potentially lucrative market-place. “One must plant the seed, waterContinue reading “Snippy Wu to open in Tolga”

May 2018 Classifieds

Looking For Love Proficient railroad tycoon with great hygiene looking for partner in theme park design or civilisation building. Maybe more. Would consider cross-platform interfacing. @gas_sufferer Wanted Wanted: Croc strangling implement like on YouTube. Slip knot must be able to handle 3 metre salty. Will pay for lessons. @crocfiend For Sale Yamaha Guitar for sale.Continue reading “May 2018 Classifieds”