Let there be Light wins big at the Steves

By Shirley Higgins-Croft It was a night for the obliteratii and the shiterati in Cairns last night for the presentation of the fifth annual North Queensland Academy Awards, sponsored by the Reef Casino and Beacon Lighting. The awards were presented in front of a celebrity studded audience of B- and C-listers The gripping badguy-atheist-finds-God-gets-saved drama,Continue reading “Let there be Light wins big at the Steves”

Shier awarded Congressional Medal of Honor

By Murray Murchison North Queensland Prime Minister, Val Shier, has flown to Washington for a state visit with US President Donald Trump Ms Shier has taken time out from filming ‘Soy Lindo Pero Mi Mierda Es Apestoso‘ in Mexico City, in which her body and personality is being used for 4D imprinting of the main character, Prudenciana elContinue reading “Shier awarded Congressional Medal of Honor”

Val Shier to play chihuahua in Mexican blockbuster

By Murray Murchison At  a press conference this morning at the Brickhouse, it was announced that PM Val Shier, was on her way to Mexico for pre-production in the upcoming Mexican cinema blockbuster ‘Soy lindo pero mi mierda es apestoso.’ Shier’s likeness is to be used in modelling the diminutive hero Prudenciana el Chihuahua (above). The highlyContinue reading “Val Shier to play chihuahua in Mexican blockbuster”