Coroner releases report on Copeley death

By Murray Murchison. The Coroner has released her findings into the untimely death of Mr Trent Copeley on the slopes of Early Hill in August this year. The two-hundred page report has been translated into five different languages and an audio book has been compiled, with Copeley being voiced by Bobcat Goldthwait. Alex Papps voicesContinue reading “Coroner releases report on Copeley death”

Dead man found on Earl Hill named

By Allan Povah. Police have released the name of the man found dead on the north side of Earl Hill earlier in the week. He is Trent Copeley, 19, of Trinity Park. Police initially engaged the public to contact them if they knew a “jowly, tatted, mulleted, fairly ugly” man in the Northern Beaches areaContinue reading “Dead man found on Earl Hill named”

Man dies on Earl Hill

By Murray Murchison. A man has been found dead on the northern side of Earl Hill (above), just metres away from the affluent Tari Place precinct of Trinity Beach. Senior Sergeant Benedict Griffin of the Smithfield Branch fronted a press conference at the Bangkok Rose restaurant on Trinity Beach Road this evening and announced thatContinue reading “Man dies on Earl Hill”

Snake detector app undergoes testing

By Paolo Zupp. A snake detector application, developed by Top End Software, is undergoing beta testing and is expected to be available for download later in the year. The app is currently undergoing beta-testing by around 200 users who are considered to be vulnerable to snake attack, such as the elderly and dickheads. Trent Copeley,Continue reading “Snake detector app undergoes testing”

April 2018 Classifieds

Looking For Love Japanese lady new in town, looking for gentlemen to take me up the range and down the gorge. Smooth back please. Send photo and financials to @Kiko_dcup Wanted Wanted: Taipan catcher wanted for sunflower de-snaking. Prefer single man, tall and fit. No bogans. @shelly_freshwater. Wanted: Experienced cricket player with solid forward defenceContinue reading “April 2018 Classifieds”

January 2018 Classifieds

Looking For Love Diminutive Cowboys tragic looking for cutish Broncos babe for walks in the moonlight, angry sex and Hunt knock-on recreations. @cowrider Wanted Wanted: Superstar Cafe branded milkshake tin. Must not have been used for potplants or cricket box. Name your price. @anwarsmith For Sale For sale: wooden easel. Nearly new, but slightly paintContinue reading “January 2018 Classifieds”