September 2018 Classifieds

Looking For Love I’m heading in the right direction for your loving and affection. Call me, Punchy! Wanted Wanted: some kind of solution to the ant problem in my apartment in Clifton Beach. I’m at my wit’s end. I’ve tried talcum powder and Mr Sheen. Those little fuckers can’t be negotiated with. I’m not violent.Continue reading “September 2018 Classifieds”

March 2018 Classifieds

Looking For Love Yellow fever sufferer looking for Filipina nurse type for rickshaw outings and GFE. Would consider matrimony. @gotitbad4yellow Wanted All ugbos, ferals, crusties and weird fuckers in the Kuranda area. Wanna be famous like Susan Boyle or Paul Taylor? Contact @uglykuranda for a obligation free assessment. For Sale For Sale: Epson 2530 MultifunctionContinue reading “March 2018 Classifieds”

UglyModels to set up in Kuranda

By Kimberley Schloss Acclaimed British modelling agency, UglyModels, have announced plans to set up offices in Kuranda. In support of the company’s policy of aggressive expansion, Asia Pacific manager Austin Braxton visited the region to assess its suitability for an agency. “At Ugly, we go where the talent is,” explained Mr Braxton. “In the lastContinue reading “UglyModels to set up in Kuranda”